Of course, I make similar excuses for morning sex. As much as I enjoy a good morning romp between the sheets, I always find excuses for passing up on going down.
When I do do it in the mornings, I remember it is the greatest ever. It is really super awesome and makes my entire day kick ass. So to convince myself as well as others, I have listed all of the reasons why morning sex is the most important sex of the day.
He’s already hard
Who wants to deal with foreplay and kíssing in morning? Not you! You’re too civilized to deal with morning breath. No sir! But at the crack of dawn, he’s already raring to go. You just have to let him turn you on — where his breath doesn’t matter anyway — and then have him hop on top. He’ll be happy to ride you while you sit back and relax against a soft pile of pillow. Who said morning sex had to be strenuous?
You can finish off that sexy dream
You’re lying on a snowy bed of clouds on a green mountaintop. There’s a gorgeous man with you. He slowly kisses your neck as his hand slowly moves up your thigh —and then your alarm goes off. Thwart the wake-up buzz kill and indulge your fantasies. Keep your eyes closed and finish up your sexy dream with your equally sleepy partner.
It’s a great morning workout
I hate waking up early, commuting to the gym and sweating to death on a dirty treadmill. Ugh. No one — and I mean no one — actually wants to hit the gym before work. But who has time to fit a workout into a busy work day? Problem solved! You can get those endorphins flowing with a partner and some difficult positions. Don’t forget to stretch beforehand… or maybe the night before.
Get a natural morning glow
You don’t need to smear on an expensive skin cream to look healthy and vibrant in the morning. After a short AM quickie you’ll look fresh-faced, dewey eyed and glowing all day. When people comment on how great you look, just smile. They’ll know.
It will give you something to think about all day
Bored at work? Buried in spreadsheets? Sick of the customers? Angry at your boss? Upset with your assistant? Exhausted from meetings? Bitter with your paycheck? Missed lunch? Burnt out? Pissed off? Think about the awesome morning séx you had this morning. Remember that? Oh yeeaaah, there’s that smile again!
It’s better with the lights on
If you’re timid in bed and prefer having sex whilst blanketed in darkness, mix things up with some sunshine. As a precaution, you should both skip your glasses and contacts. The dull rays of the early morning are forgiving, and a dose of vitamin D will help you leave your modesty in the dark.
You’er not going to shower anyway
There’s no reason to do it in the evening if you shower in the morning. Even better? Save time and have shower sex! You can act dirty and get clean at the same time. It will supercharge your morning schedule and kill two birds with one hot and steamy stone.
That’s one healthy serving of protein.
Because, um, in case this wasn’t obvious, well… I did refer to this as a meal, didn’t I?
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